Without wishing to dull your senses, reader, I will outline to you the contents of a doomed convict's last meal: fried chicken, two BLT sandwiches, enchiladas, ground beef, pork chops, tortillas, eggs, greenolives, butter beans and cabbage, broccoli with cheese sauce, fried onion rings, french fries, tomato, lettuce, cheese, a picante sauce, onions and jalapenos.
Whilst I'm not privy to a description of dessert, I'd imagine it's quite appetizing to judge from the main course.
'These are just the measures needed to tackle this fishy fraternity, this new McMafia.' offered officer Patch (a descendant of the selfsame Mr Patch of 1917).
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