Two members of the congregation

Fancy that, said Todd to himself, celebrity/notoriety allows one to take over entire church pews (along with all the other benefits fame/obloquy brings). Zak and Gaynor, their profile could not be any higher. Pictures of them flooded the internet. And offers to dish the latest dirt on Z an G were being spammed to web users from country to country. As Todd appraised it, the couple were about seven minutes into their fifteen of fame (or rather infamy). If the tales were to be believed, Zak spent more time in female clothing than in manly attire; and not merely sitting round watching TV in his girly glad rags, Mr Levi became quite active in drag.